Time: 10:02 P.M.
Location: Aisle 5
Specific Location: By the Slinky's
Reported Items Contained: Two 99 cent bags of Flamin' Hot Cheetos, a tube of Crest EXTRA whitening, and a two-pack of digital e.p.t.® brand pregnancy test
Suspected Owner: Unknown
Officer Notes: Said Basket was left in the toy aisle with such haste that it almost appeared to be a trap set up by a female looking for a good time. Distasteful choice of the toy aisle, although it might emphasize the woman's desire for a child and heartburn.
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filed: November 18, 2007
time: 2328
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