Friday, January 18, 2008

believing blindly in yourself is the only way to be confident

Call my life's story a book.
It's the end of Chapter 5. Or, another way to look at it; It's the beginning of Chapter 6. The little red box inside the medium brown box has found it's way to my residence.



So the question then becomes: What can brown do for you?

The answer is that brown can effectively end one chapter of your life and start an entirely new one. If you feel so inclined, you could also ask the same question, substituting brown for $574.49.


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Thursday, December 13, 2007

Knoxville is back.


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Wednesday, November 28, 2007

I'm learning that I'm not learning as much in college as I had assumed I would.

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Sunday, November 18, 2007

Missing Walgreens Basket: Diary of a Lost Hope

Time: 10:02 P.M.
Location: Aisle 5
Specific Location: By the Slinky's
Reported Items Contained: Two 99 cent bags of Flamin' Hot Cheetos, a tube of Crest EXTRA whitening, and a two-pack of digital e.p.t.® brand pregnancy test
Suspected Owner: Unknown
Officer Notes: Said Basket was left in the toy aisle with such haste that it almost appeared to be a trap set up by a female looking for a good time. Distasteful choice of the toy aisle, although it might emphasize the woman's desire for a child and heartburn.

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filed: November 18, 2007
time: 2328



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Thursday, November 15, 2007

Was it really worth waking up?

IF there is a fine line between genius and insane, then chalk up a point for me under either. I was forced awake by something that almost made me vomit, and now, a half an hour awake from my slumber, I cannot recall what was so horrific that it required me to leave REM. Maybe that's my brain discarding the atrocity before it could haunt me anymore than it already did. I think I'll have to go with that one because in reality, I have no other explanation for what just occurred.


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Tuesday, November 6, 2007

I hate foot draggers

They seem to be littered all over Carroll College. And they all seem to be women. Let the sexist accusations begin!


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Redd has Become a Paperweight

Who knew that cells from the olfactory bulb of a mouse would be replicateable in Photoshop? Well, I have done the possible, and here it is to prove it.

Milwaukee Bucks 1-2. What a great game on Saturday. Wings and Bucks tonight hopefully. At least wings. But I'd rather Bucks.

PM's on inkjets have dropped to $1 from $3, effectively cutting my paycheck drastically.

Thanks Walgreens.

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